Just 3? : 3 Characters that Describe Me

Film Thoughts, Miscellaneous

Characters. Most of the time we’re supposed to find them relatable, but there’s always those ones that really leave a mark with us. When I first saw this whole Character Trifecta craze the first thing I thought was “ I hope this isn’t just for a certain group or fanbase.” When I saw that it wasn’t I immediately went to work. As usual for myself finding the right fit seemed hard at first and before I knew it I had too many options to narrow down from. So here are my picks plus their honorary mentions.

Honorary mentions

oh_as_hugoOh – Home

Not the last character Dreamworks character you’ll see on this list. I found I related with Oh to the point that I was shocked when I heard that some critics said he was too annoying to be sympathetic. Not always aware when he’s bothering people but always desiring a connection with others, I find Oh empathetic and identifiable.

maxresdefault_liveManny – Modern Family

With out of place interests amongst his peers and a love of the arts and performing, Manny’s my favorite on Modern Family

d431d74b4b8c93eba166a5c715b75ac1Leonard Hoffstatter – Big Bang Theory

I suppose I have some similarities with any tv nerd really. Leonard was always the character I identified with the most, probably because he appears the most normal out of them all. We both have extensive knowledge of movies, a caring side, but he’s had way more girlfriends than I have.

MY PICKS

PO/HICCUP – Kung Fu Panda/How To Train Your Dragon

maxresdefaulthiccup-how-to-train-your-dragon-13894859-500-221A Tie! Not sure if I’m allowed to do this but I couldn’t see this going any other way. As both of these characters are likable Dreamworks underdogs why not have them share a spot.

Po is a character that has basically defined me since I first saw him in that theater in 2008 just thinking about how much I felt like him. Both Po and I are daydreamers with aspirations that just don’t seem attainable at times. But Po presses on despite nay-sayers just like I try to do and we both tend to approach these aspirations through non-conventional mean. Po without a doubt has a place in my heart

Hiccup in some ways is arguably a better choice than Po as he and I look and sound more alike. Hiccup still has that classic underdog feeling chip on shoulders geek persona. But like me he has an innovative mind and is creative with his hands seeing small details that others can miss because often they are not the details people are interested in. Plus, he’s voiced by Jay Baruchal who I always thought could play me

CHARLIE The Perks of being a Wallflower


the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-hollywood-movie-wallpaper05Bought this book at the school book store as an early Christmas present to myself after finishing that semester’s finals. And while reading it I was having moment after moment where you just go “OMG this is SO me, I had no idea anyone else ever knew about this feeling.” When I saw the faithful movie adaption a few weeks later, I felt just the same.

While it may be hard to picture now, I used to be as painfully shy as Charlie was and equally as bad speaking with words. Affably naivete, Charlie definitely captures that uncertainty I’m used to feeling in new places to the point that I’m glad that a few times in life I had some “high school seniors” of my own take me under their wing like he had. Friendship is a life staple for both of us. Reading the chapter where he wasn’t able to see his friends for 2 weeks just tore me apart because I know what a toll that would do to my emotional state. Friends are something that we both cherish and it’s often where we both go for stability when life just sucks sometimes. And considering that both me and Charlie also share depression/anxiety, that sucky feeling can come about quite easily sometimes. With all that said Charlie was an easy choice for making this list.


GENE – Bob’s Burgers

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Here’s a show that I was pretty unsure about until my brother-in-law got me hooked on it. In some ways I find myself relating to Bob, one of the few sitcom dads that’s not complete doofus but there had to be at least one character on this list that captured my occasional off beat personality and Gene’s is rather contagious. To the point I find myself saying Gene-like phrases. Like when I recently got two clingy fleece blankets out of the dryer and remarked “I’m gonna wait till it’s dark to pull them apart so I can see sparks fly.” Gene in a lot of ways captures my quirky comments that I both pride myself on while not always being aware of how they come off. Gene and I know the pain of only being hit on by annoying girls, and being the only son with two sisters. Gene and I have a lot, except his love of toilet humor. We differ greatly in that regards, but I still like ya, Gene.

So those are my pics. What about you? Maybe we share one or are from the same cannon universe. Leave a comment and maybe we’ll find our similarities in what is allegedly a small world.

Road to Eldorado Ornamental Egg

Sculptures

 

 

My third egg. With a good comedic script, a score by Elton John and Tim Rice (Lion King), and decent animation it’s hard to believe that Road to El Dorado was Dreamwork’s only box-office loss but it’s slowly been picking up a following over time and this was one of the funner eggs to create. Who doesn’t love to work with the color gold?

 

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Top: Gold Carvings and Gold/Bronze Cane Effects
Bottom: Jungle Grass

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Intramural ornament: Aztec Pyramid and waterfall of El Dorado

 

Songs that Oddly Help Me to Sleep

Miscellaneous

For the past month, sleep has become something that I have to work at, which is in itself exhausting but sadly not in a way that aids sleep. It has alluded me on nights when I have been dead-tired simply because my mind wouldn’t shut up. Even when I want it most it alludes me. Because my tactic for most stuff like this is distraction, I have some times found myself listening to music before bed. And in my “Be as random as possible” mindset my brain seems to be set on, a lot of them are not your average lullaby, in fact some of them seem down-right weird. Since I switch through new songs and come back to old ones, the list has grown enough that I felt the need to list off my top 10 songs that oddly help me to sleep.

I’m only including songs on this list. Should I ever realize that the instrumentals I listen to add up I’ll mention them in another list.

10. With You I’m Born Again- Glee

Once you get over the inappropriate hilarity this song has when paired with their attire as priest and school girl this song can be really peaceful thanks to the performances of Lea Michele and the late Cory Monteith which meld seamlessly with one another. Love songs by nature are supposed to sound comforting so it’s not a huge shock that this one is on this list. And unfortunately, this never got an official release from Glee so I’ll have to make due with the audio clip from the episode.

9. Horse With No Name- America

Possibly the least surprising one on this list, depending on who you ask, Horse With No Name is yet another song I heard on the radio that I had to look up later. Its droll easygoingness makes for a good lulling. I’ve never been one of those people who finds the desert to be a relaxing place but this song that was intended to capture the feeling of one definitely has me see that point of view, ever briefly as it may be.  It’s a song that I can easily picture around a campfire, and its likability actually has me enjoying the quirks of lyrics that would otherwise seem pretty…. off.

“The heat was hot”

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8. Getting Lucky- The Chipmunk Adventure (normal voices)

Probably the most oddly specific one in the group, I can’t really explain why this song, which has been described as a “karaoke version of a country Elvis song,” works for me, but I think most of it can be attributed to the vocals on this one as the normal  voices are surprisingly soothing. So this is what they sound like when they’re not cranked up so high?

But maybe the subject matter also helps. Maybe the idea of being seduced by smooth-voiced women is a nice way to set up my dreams, but in that case this one must be kept strictly aural as the sight of cartoon chipmunks, let alone the fact that they’re pre-pubescent girls kind of ruins the whole thing. Come to think of it, why was this even in a kid’s movie?

7. Timeless- Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson

Arguably the only good song to come out of American Idol’s only attempt at a movie, From Justin to Kelly. While the movie crashed and burned, this songs soars. Unfortunately this love song often goes unnoticed since the footage shown during it doesn’t quite match it. Our Chemistry-less couple doesn’t even look at each other as they cruise the docks in a motor boat. Personally I like to picture a sailboat at sunset as it matches “sail away….where the crystal ocean melts into the sky”
While the powerful vocals may not seem to fit quiet comfort, it’s a lovely song to drift away to.

6. Super Trooper- Mamma Mia!

First fell asleep to this song on a plane ride to Alaska, an occasion where sleep was definitely needed.

This song has an overall feeling of “pleasantness” even in the first few lines of lyrics where the singer is rather miserable.

I was sick and tired of everything….
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show

But it quickly moves on to eagerness and elation as the singer awaits a special someone being in the crowd tonight.

So imagine I was glad to hear you’re coming
Suddenly I feel all right
And it’s gonna be so different
When I’m on the stage tonight
….’Cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

And it’s the cheeriness that does it for this song. Having it be in my final thoughts before sleep is another loosening of the tenseness that seems to come from the need to sleep.

Mamma Mia! was the movie that introduced me to much of ABBA’s music so this cover is what sticks in my mind most. I’ve always loved the camaraderie of the women in this movie and it definitely adds to this song’s sheer delight.

5. Skyfall- Skyfall

When this started playing during the opening credits, I had a feeling I was gonna like this movie.

When I first told someone that this was a song I listened to before bed they responded with “What an Epic way to fall asleep.” In a way I suppose it is. Adelle’s deep vocals that helped make this Bond song an eventual Oscar winner are the kind that seem to surround you in in their own atmosphere and a kind of soft darkness that’s easy to fade into. And the lyrics, subtly describing the films climax, are very ethereal and seem to be describing the not-so-distant dream world that awaits all while being kept safe.

“Feel the earth move and then….
….Swept away
….I know I’ll never be me, without the security of your loving arms keeping me from harm
Put your hand in my hand”

One song, Forever Always Wishing by Rox, I left of this list since the song, while sad, is not THAT odd to say it helps me sleep. But what is strange is that the song almost sounds like an acoustic version of Skyfall with similar crescendo’s and lows in the notes and dream-like quality. Even if it’s just a weird thing only my ear picks up, both melodies have a similar payoff for me in the end; sleep.

4. Rich Girl- Hall & Oats

A frequent tune on my dad’s car ride playlist, I guess the “soft” in this soft rock song makes all the difference. Plus it’s an easy-going tune with vocals that never get annoying or overly loud even at their high points.

The opening with little background music is probably the most effective part though I often listen to it all the way through anyways. It also makes me smile to think about my best friend’s ex-girlfriend. Not that she was rich, but she was manipulative of him and did seem to rely on him as an object and not a genuine relationship, making me even more glad that the are no longer a thing. So that’s some good vindictive happiness before bed. 🙂

3. Rasputin- Boney M.

Leave it to my History Major best friend to get me hooked on a 70’s disco song about a Russian leader.

Another odd song in general, I really don’t have much explanation for this one, other than its tune is catchy and easy to pick up. I certainly can’t lend much explanation to the lyrics which go on to describe Grigori Rasputin as powerful healer and ladies’ man. That may help some people sleep but no me.

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

I guess this is just the kind of tune I repeat easily enough in my head to the point that it’s white-noise. Who’d a thought?

2. Feedback- Janet Jackson

I asked what this song was after hearing it in a Theatre Dance Class, mainly because there was a part that reminded me of a verse from Christina Aguilera’s  Express from the movie Burlesque, but afterwards I came to like it on its own.The clever use of its electronic tone is to be admired but its soft underlying beat is likely the reason I can find this electro-pop dance song an aid to sleep. Janet Jackson’s alluring voice and  suggestive metaphors are an asset too I’m sure.

1. Keep On Rocking Me Baby- Steve Miller Band

And here it is, most likely the one on this list that few would call “soothing.” And while the steady base strumming may have something to do with it, maybe this one has the most to deal with the lyrics. This song is a nice way to end a day especially one that didn’t go well.

I’m tryin’ to find a job
But it just keeps gettin’ tougher every day
But I got to do my part cause I know in my heart
I got to please my sweet baby, yeah….

And I know that it’s true that all the things that I do
Will come back to me in my sweet time

So keep on rockin’ me baby
Keep on a rockin’ me baby

With an unabashed positivity in the face of adversity this song, to me anyways, is a great way to be “rocked” to sleep.

Prince of Egypt Ornamental Egg

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Second one! The Prince of Egypt. Though more forgotten than underrated, it still manages a ‘classic’ status. Dreamworks made a bold choice having their 2nd film be a Biblical animated musical but it sure paid off. It brought forth an epic story of equally epic animation.

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Top: Pyramid silhouette at sunset
Bottom: Hieroglyphic carvings with faux lapis lining

Intramural ornament: The Parting of the Red Sea

Intramural ornament: The Parting of the Red Sea

 

 

Sinbad: Legends of the Seven Seas Ornamental Egg

Sculptures

The start of a new sculpting series I’m doing. When I was younger I made a Fabergé egg replica and recently have decided to try to attempt this again but with a added theme. Each one I make is going to be based off of a different Dreamworks animated movie (typical me).

As such I will only be doing period films. As much as I love the film, making an ornamental egg about Madagascar just doesn’t seem right.

The first one out of the bunch, Sinbad: Legends of the Seven Seas. A rather underrated film, and Dreamwork’s last traditionally/hand-drawn animated movie.

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Top Shimmering ocean horizon
Bottom: Faux turquoise stone bottom with silver lining

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Intramural ornament: Sinbad’s ship on the deep blue sea

Olaf, Stitch, & Tigger in a Group Hug

Sculptures

While participating in the pay-it-forward challenge, one of my responders, a close friend of mine, requested for his gift sculptures of his 3 favorite cartoon characters. I decided to do one better and sculpted them in one big group hug. A little time consuming and a bit more intricate than I’m used to but over-all this is one of my more rewarding creations.

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The Immediate Rise and Slow Fall of M. Night Shyamalan

Film Thoughts, Videos

This was a series I had been planning for some time. The polarizing opinions of the famed/infamous Indian-American director is just something that demands a closer look. How did a director go from starting from such humble beginnings, to universal praise to such notoriety? Is there any hope for him to come back from this? I sure hope so. But in my curiosity to about him a while back I decided to sit down and watch every major M. Night Shyamalan movie. Here’s my own description of the path he followed with my opinion on each movie. ENJOY

 

THE UNKNOWNS: Praying With Anger & Wide Awake

 

THE GREATS: The Sixth Sense & Unbreakable

 

THE MIXED: Signs and The Village

 

THE BAD: Lady in the Water & The Happening

THE CRASH AND BURN: The Last Airbender

THE BREAK?: Devil

After Earth

So what are your thoughts? Which film is your favorite or which one do you despise the most? Is there hope for him?

My Top 5 Biggest Book Let-Downs

Miscellaneous

With the release of the Mocking Jay movies soon the internet will be reignited with comments about the general disapproval of the trilogies ending and wonderings if the film will be just the same. You can probably already find online different levels of disappointment with its ending. While I did have the odd problems or two with it it was far from my first book disappointment. I’ve had them as far back as my when my reading craze first started.

When people tell you to not judge a book by its cover they usually mean don’t underestimate it. But in these cases it’s just as true to not judge a book by its cover to not overestimate them either. That being said, here are the 5 books that let me down the most.

Note: as I said above, these books range from all different age groups as they were read throughout varying years of life between 13-22.

#5 Someone is Hiding on Alcatraz Island

alcatrazWhat I Expected/Wanted– An entire night of high tension mixed with a grand scape of the island and deep insight into the infamous prisons history

What I Got– Minimal use of the island and its history that ends around midnight

Despite what the cover would have you believe, at no point does our protagonist ever have a knife so it’s already not as good as it appears.

Little Danny has unwittingly ticked off The Outlaws who are kind of like the middle ground between high school bullies and a legitimate street gang; they never killed anyone but they might has well have. And to be fair Eve Bunting does a decent job of making these non-murders as threatening as you can when she’s not giving them names like Jellybean and Cowboy.

In a moment of no other option Danny boards a ferry to Alcatraz Island to escape them. They end up following him there and his further plans to evade them fail. Suddenly he is stuck on the island with them at night. It IS a suspenseful set up. I was drawn to it because of my own love for Alcatraz and its history and I was ready for the book to work in some of that as Danny must avoid the Outlaws throughout the night slipping through their grasp several times until morning. But as I’ll say with all of these books, that wasn’t the case.

Only a few locations on the island are touched upon. The cell block, the water tower and the solitary confinement cell. Thats really about it. They might have been able to cover every part of the island if they’d had more time but nope, all the problems are solved and they’re off the island before 1 AM.

With my fondness for Alcatraz and I can’t believe that the author who shares that love wrote a book that comes close to pretty much waisting the setting.

Probably a bigger problem compared to my preference problem is that Danny’s background is fairly underwritten. The story starts right when he’s being chased by the outlaws onto the island. The reason they’re after them is told in sort of a flash back so we really have to learn about Danny’s past as the story goes on, which isn’t much. They try to work in something about his dad’s influence on him at one point but it’s not even utilized enough to call it a cliche.

While most of these books fail to me because of my own preference, I give this one the least-worst marks because it’s the one most influenced by preference, but don’t worry the books do get worse….

#4 Arson-

arsonWhat I Expected/Wanted– An entire town trying to stop this one man’s search for truth as it may tear them apart

What I Got– Last minute surprises to justify the single secret reveal that is hard to believe. 

The most recent one I read on this list and incidentally probably the best one writing-wise, but not exactly plot-wise. Its plot?

30 years ago a hitchhiking brother and sister named Aaron and Abby are picked up by a recently released felon, Richie, on their way to the family lake house. Richie and Abby take a liking to each other and while they are making love in the lake house bedroom the brother drunkenly charges in in an angry rage and Richie shoots him.

Flash forward In the books present time, the gun used to shoot Aaron is uncovered which opens up the case of his “mysterious” death that isn’t mysterious to the reader because we know it. A journalist, Frank, becomes fascinated by the case and dives head-first into it despite what every one else tells him to do. The book’s back cover even says that the gun’s discover “shatters the peacefulness of a town. Solving the puzzle of a long ago murder will leave scars that will not be easily forgotten.” It would almost seem that this murder is bigger than it even appeared in the opening. Maybe more people got involved and Frank will uncover some skeletons in the town peoples’ closets. It certainly seems to be going that way at first. Everyone is begging him not to continue this search and constantly showing no remorse over the victim who it turns out was a real pain in the ass to everyone he met.

EVERYONE FRANK INTERVIEWS: “Well, you know I shouldn’t say anything bad about the dead, BUT….”

As it turns out that the BIG murder only had one other person behind it. It turns out while Richard was in a state of shock having shot someone Abby smothered her brother after he was shot to convince Richard to hide the evidence. He still believed he killed him. They left the body to be found somewhere else, threw the gun in the lake and later got married with him taking the name Chuck.

The back cover’s summary further oversells the ending with “The secrets come together in a stunning climax that will always be remembered.” Few things, it was NOT stunning, didn’t seem much like a climax, and was NOT memorable. Did I mention the only reason he finds this out is because she tells him the truth in confidence trying to free her husband of the blame. First off, it has nothing to deal with Franks’s sleuthing ability. He didn’t interrogate it out of her. She gave in willingly for a selfless reason. And there was NO WAY he ever could have figured this out without her telling him. Only she knew. Secondly, I wasn’t even sure whether to believe this or not. I really just though she was making it up to get her husband off the hook. Yes she did a terrible thing to him letting him hold the guilt but she also didn’t need to confess. Like I said, there was never any danger of anyone finding out unless she told. Even if she didn’t kill her brother, he still fired a gun at him, he was getting time for that. Unless the self-defense excuse would have flown but then it would have worked either way whether it was what killed him or not. There’s just a lot of muddled thoughts there.

After she confesses to Frank, he wonders what to do until he has this random revelation that Abby sexually abused him when he was a kid and that those memories had been repressed until now. ….. I’m sorry, what? Where did that come from? It’s like the writer suddenly realized she needed a reason to not feel bad about turning Abby in so he made up this excuse out of nothing. And people say the the reasoning in the twist in Perfect Stranger was out -of-nowhere.

When he confronts her with the truth in front of her husband, now enraged that she led him to believe he was fully responsible for the death, she panics and swims out onto the lake where she drowns. THAT was the “stunning climax?!” All we have is her questionable conffession and the protagonist sudden epiphany of child abuse. All the while I’m still not convinced.

It doesn’t help that I finished this book around 12:30 one night when I couldn’t fall asleep. “Well….what now?”

Side note: I do suggest Elizabeth Fackler’s Barbed Wire. There’s an example of a book I liked even though it went a different direction than I wanted.

#3 The Gypsy Game- 

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I got Gypped! See? ….No?

What I Expected/Wanted– the Egypt Game but with Gypsies

What I Got– Focus on a single character as he becomes part of a clumsy message about helping the homeless

The Egypt Game was a nice reminder of child hood imaginations. A two girls discover a hidden storage yard where after school they decide to make shrines, perform ceremonies, and anything involving their love of ancient Egypt. Throughout the book the group begins to grow until there is 6 “Egyptians” instead of just 2. It was nice read when I was younger and it was fun seeing the ingenuity these kids had. The book starts to end dourly when the two main girls have a talk about how they suddenly feel they have done everything they could with Egypt and that the game is suddenly over. But there is a last minute hint of optimism when it is implied that the game might continue with Gypsies.

Last in line in the Egypt Game: “Melanie, what do you know about gypsies?”

First line in the Gypsy Game: “Not very much I guess. Why?”

Already, that ending makes you dependent on reading the sequel lest you want to end with a disappointing final page. The Gypsy Game had a bar to live up to, but not huge. Quite attainable actually. Get us back to that childlike fun but with the Gypsy culture this time and that’s really it. Throw in a few at-home problems that they use the game to cope with and you got it. This should have been a much simpler and fun book.

Instead they made it unnecessarily complicated by having Toby, one character from the 6-person group ,suddenly becoming the main focus when his at-home problem becomes bigger than the story should have allowed. Toby fears that some men will take him away if they find that his father is an unfit parent so he runs away from the home he doesn’t want to be taken away from (?) and ends up living with some vagabonds. This carry’s on for most of the book in stead of the kids having fun with their research on gypsies.

At one point when it looks like there’s a glimmer of hope that the story might start to focus on the game instead of Toby it explicitly say: “So that was that. Not really the end of straightening out the Gypsy problem, of course, but pretty much the end of thinking and talking about it for a while. But not the end of worrying about Toby.” 

NO! Go BACK to what you were doing! Screw the side story and give me what I WANT!

I don’t think I’ve ever read something in a book that was just so the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I wanted to read. This after-school club turned into an after-school special. I guess at some point you’re supposed to be surprised by the fact that him being on the lam with homeless people is supposed to mirror how real gypsies’ lives were but that just takes what was supposed to be a very fun creative story and suddenly replacing the fun with a needlessly mature theme.

Even so I read this book pretty fast, but that was mainly because I was sure once I got far enough in the story I’d get past all the preachy messages and eventually find the story I loved. I never got that story though. Like by a real gypsy, I got robbed.

#2 Are You in the House Alone?

What I Expected/Wanted– A finale exposing the antagonist with some concrete answers and serious come-upance

What I Got- The antagonist being revealed and raping the protagonist all at the end of the 2nd act

Richard Peck is an impressive writer. There is no denying that. And the set-up for this book was a call-back to old-fashioned thrillers with babysitters receiving threatening calls and whatnot. Gail has been getting weird calls lately followed by a threatening notes filled with all the things this demented stalker wants “do to her.” The book even goes the secretive route by not ever saying what the note says. It only has every character who reads it remarking that it is the most repulsive thing imaginable. Like Arson, the book really starts off with a promising mystery but it all hinges on it’s reveal and resolution. Arson at least had a decent understanding of a mystery story’s pacing.

But what ruins Are You in the House Alone? is approximately at the end of the second act, the guy who has been leaving her threatening messages is revealed and then he rapes her. No I’m not kidding. All the stuff he said he wanted to do to her. He does it. He got away with it. Yeah. So not only is the mystery cut short but the rest of the book is people telling her “You can’t report him to the police! Do you have any idea how powerful that family is in this town?” Basically, even as a rape victim, the most quintessential victim there is, the law is not your friend.

The boy’s crimes eventually do come to light after he attacks another girl but even then his consequences are not ever made clear. It’s said that he’s moved to boarding school in a distant state and that’s about it.

A story about a rape victim having to fight to be heard might not be a terrible idea on its own, but being paired with a mystery neither story really gets its full due. Heck maybe it could have worked as a book and its sequel, with the first being the mystery ending with the reveal/cliffhanger and the second being about the aftermath/trial. But as is, the book closes with a kind of line that you use to end a chapter, but not an entire novel.

“But what?” Mother said. “What could we do?” And then she turned back to her work.

Ugh

#1 Indigo

:The Pluto of Colors

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What I Expected/Wanted– A towns watery grave of a history uncovered by 3 friends.

What I Got– A cliche gimmicky story with one note characters thats plot doesn’t start until halfway through I read this when I was 13 and even then I realized that this was meant for a younger set but only slightly, probably 9-12 but can you blame my misconception? Look at that cover! And that title! That beautiful cover doesn’t belong on a this wannabe book. It belongs on the cover of a National Geographic.

I even laughed when on the back they referred to this book as “a novel.” I’m sorry but you can’t call a book a “novel” when the font is bigger than the width. Add the wide margins and double spaced lines and you can tell they were really stretching this book like a high school essay to begin with. But why no pictures on every other page? Not only would that have doubled your length but it would have been a general sign to me and other recent teens that this was not for our age demographic.

The town suffers from extreme hydrophobia stemming from a devastating flood in their past to the point that no one has a swimming pool and there are even restrictions on how much water you can run. All of this makes it hell for two of the three main characters. Why? Because they love the water.

They’re brothers named Trevor and Eli but they go by Trout and Eel, their favorite foods are sushi and tuna, they like the color blue, they had there room painted blue to remind them of the sea, they are both great at swimming, one of them has a prized seashell he can’t sleep without, they add salt to their drinking water- OH MY GOD! WE GET IT! They are all things oceanic! I’m sure the writer just forgot to leave off

Favorite Movie: The Little Mermaid
Favorite Tv show: Spongebob
Favorite Vacation Destination: Sea World
Pet Peeve: Oil Spills

And we haven’t even gotten to the third main character yet. Their friend Martha has-

Cliche’s
1. a dead mother
2. dreams of becoming a dancer
3. a father being hit on by woman who doesn’t like children

Yeah it’s not worth going into detail about her either.

And that is quite literally the entire first half of the book. The second half is the actual “plot.” The three decide to runaway, but when they leave, it starts raining heavily to the point it begins flooding the town just like before. They then head back and help save the day even rescuing a bully of theirs mentioned in one sentence in the first half. Even for the 90’s this book didn’t have a single original thought.

In the end the brothers’ swimming and capabilities saves the town from the flood and they are celebrated. Then the boys and their parents decide to move to a place near the ocean because why the hell not?

Undoubtedly the worst written one on this list, this one probably makes #1 for also being my first let-down book. It’s always hard to top the first one. Seriously though! That cover!

Indigo

Ice

Sculptures

Ok I can’t really explain this one well. I never thought I’d be one of those people that took pictures with their phone of their drink with ice in it, but when the ice falls where it may and creates something almost symmetrical it’s like it wants to be on display.

The more you study logicthe more you value coincidence.” 

Fermat’s Room (2007)

 

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Olaf

Sculptures

Olaf seemed like a good idea since I was coming back after a hiatus on sculpting and I decided to start off with something relatively simple. After all what is more simplistic in sculpting design than a snowman? It’s often one of the first things made by children when they first open a container of Playdough. Though obviously Olaf from the neck up got a little more complicated, overall it was a fairly easy make.

While I didn’t fall head-over-heals for Frozen like most of my theatre friends, I did gain an instant liking to Olaf. He now ranks among my favorite animated movie characters somewhere between Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon) and Morton (Horton Hears a Who), but that full list is for another time 😉

 

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